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Friday, 11 January 2013
Thursday, 10 January 2013
Jokes part 2
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Mixed jokes of hindi and english....!
- Santa ne exam k liye Question. Paper banaya..
Paper dekhte hi saare bache behosh ho gye
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Que. the-:
1.China kis Desh me hai ?
2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai?
3.Green Rang kis Color ka Hota hai ?
4.Tamatar ko Hindi me kya Bolte hai ?
5.Mumtaz ki Qabar me Kon Dafan hai..?
Sab bolo......Santa ki JAI.....:P =D
- A girl's, "I will be ready in 5 minutes"
And a boy's "I'll be back in 5 minutes"
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Both are equal. :P
- Difference Between School & College:
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In School If You Were Late,
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You Had To Sit On Back Bench..
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But In College If You Were Late,
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You Had To Sit On First Bench..:)
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Wednesday, 9 January 2013
Jokes part 1
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Mixed jokes of hindi and english....!
- Nokia. . . . Connecting People
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Facebook. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . connecting Fake people =D
- Teacher:"agar raat me machhar kate to kya
karna chahiye..
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Boy:"chup chap khuja kar so jana chahiye qki
aap rajnikant to ho nhi..
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jo machhar se sorry bulwa loge...=D
- Principal: Class k sab bachhe time
se aa jaate hai but tum roz late
aate ho - kyun?
Santa: sir,
Jhund me to kutte aate hai, SHER to hamesha akela hi aata hai....:P
- Techer- 1869 Me Kya
Hua
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Santa- Gandhi Ji Ka Janm
Techer- Gud! Baith Jao
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Techer(Santa Se)- Btao
1872 Me Kya Hua
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