Jokes part 1

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                                                Mixed jokes of hindi and english....!

• Nokia. . . . Connecting People
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  Facebook. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . connecting Fake people =D

• Teacher:"agar raat me machhar kate to kya
  karna chahiye..
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  Boy:"chup chap khuja kar so jana chahiye qki
  aap rajnikant to ho nhi..
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  jo machhar se sorry bulwa loge...=D

• Principal: Class k sab bachhe time
  se aa jaate hai but tum roz late
  aate ho - kyun?
  
  Santa: sir,
  Jhund me to kutte aate hai, SHER to hamesha akela hi aata hai....:P

• Techer- 1869 Me Kya
  Hua
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  Santa- Gandhi Ji Ka Janm
  
  Techer- Gud! Baith Jao
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  Techer(Santa Se)- Btao
  1872 Me Kya Hua
  
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  Santa- Gandhi Ji 3 Saal K Ho Gaye..:p =D

• Today I was in an auto when the auto driver said:
  "I love this job.
  I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do."
  Then I replied,
  
  "Abhey , Aage se left le!"

• "The car won't start," said a wife to her husband. "I think there's water in the carburetor."
  
  "How do you know?" said the husband scornfully. "You don't even know what the carburetor is."
  
  "I'm telling you," repeated the wife, "I'm sure there's water in the carburetor."
  
  "We'll see," mocked the husband. "Let me check it out. Where's the car?"
  
  "In the swimming pool." Said the Wife......:P

• MAIL FROM AN ARAB STUDENT TO HIS SHAIKH DAD
  
  Dear Dad
  Sydney is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.
  
  Your son, Nasser
  
  Next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail
  My dear loving son Twenty million US Dollar has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us.
  Go and get yourself a train too.
  
  Love, your Dad
  Shaikh Al Habibi:) =D

• Santa bought a Puzzle Game.
  It took him 1 yr to Finish it.
  He was so proud of himself, bcoz at the side of box it was written For 2 to 3 Years.....=D

• A scientific Joke: Wht wil u cal 2nd&3rd editions of nano car??
  Any guess
  
  Sodium nitrite&sodium nitrate!
  coz it wil be NaNO2&NaN03'.....=D

• Height of insult...
  
  Professor to a student in
  classroom:
  
  "hey apne bagal wale ko neend se jaga..."
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  Student: "tune sulaya he ab tu hi
  jaga..." :p =D

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